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Last week I had an incident that almost hideously ruined me for life. My friends and I had just met up with this group of utterly gorgeous women, and we were about ready to get exceptionally blissful. I thought I heard my name, so I went into the next room, and I almost fainted where I stood when is saw the most horribly ugly blackhead in my entire life. As you would expect I started crossly looking around for a blackhead removal utensil. Just as I was about to blister from stress, I saw on over on the bar, next to the insincere bottle of Jack Daniels. Nobody was the wiser.

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