Stars

The other day I ran into an old friend of mine and witnessed he had quite a few acne scars. I’m sure you can think of much more pleasant things to talk about over the Internet, but I’ve had this automated fear of acne ever since I was in the first grade. There was one distressed kid, who we later discovered was really born from a jackal and switched at birth, used to chase all the girls around with this glittery blackhead removal tool. Needless to say, it all stopped when somebody finally called the police. This may very well be a beastly illusion due to the simple fact that when I was a kid I used to eat acne medicine.

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